I woke up feeling like I was beaten while I slept but then it all came rushing back to me. The truth is that there’s no domestic abuse fairy that lives in my room as all this pain was self-inflicted. The thing is, the day before I completed (barely, I might add) the Goldies Bush – Mokoroa Stream Circuit which is graded as easy/medium. What they forget to mention is that it’s easy/medium if you’re Spiderman or some other amazing super hero! Sadly, I am not.
The nine of us out on this particular day decided to do the walk leading up to the falls which means we would tap the stream track first. What they forgot to post at the entrance of this track is that there are numerous stream crossing and slippery rocks so it’s for experienced trekkers only. Without having this vital piece of information, we set of on our walk. In the water, out of the water just to get back into the water again and that quickly turned into face-plant into the water or face-plant into the mud only to slip back into the water. We all bailed at one point or another as we left chunks of skin all throughout the circuit. It would have been awful if it wasn’t so damn funny and so we laughed at each other and our own misfortunes as we made our way to the waterfall.
Ah the memories. There was the time that I ate it at the steam’s edge only to get hit by the current and roll around some more
(sometimes, you just can’t be wet enough) or when another fellow hiker face-planted in the mud and the majority voted that she just slide into the water instead of attempting to stand up. One after another, there was the mud or the water or some combination of the two that was the root of an epic spill for someone. There was no going back as the thought of what we had experienced was so horrifying that it was best to just continue onto the unknown. All we could do was help each other out as we moved forwards. The moment that makes me laugh the most was when the experienced woodsman of the group asked if it was okay to touch my bum to give me a boost onto a rock. I might have said sure but I was secretly thinking of saying why yes, touch whatever you like as long as you hurl my body onto this rock. Please and thank you! Its moments like this that will make me look back fondly on the day. The circuit wasn’t anything to write home about but it was the people who I was with that made it amazing!